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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again."
-- TV listing for "The Wizard of Oz" in the Marin Paper

 



Just a coincidence? I don't THINK so.

1. MENtal illness 
2. MENstrual cramps 
3. MENtal breakdown 
4. MENopause 

Ever notice how all of women's problems start with men?

 

Q. Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A. For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. I think when you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. -- George Carlin

 

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